Tuesday, February 19th, 2008
1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to ...
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007
1. Single floppy can hold gigs of data and survive shootouts, flames and drownings without a single read error.
2. Word processors never display a cursor.
3. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.
4. Movie characters never make typing mistakes.
5. All monitors display inch-high letters.
6. High-tech computers, such ...
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